Steve: Too bad I'll miss you this year. It is more of a trek for you though so I understand. On the other hand, given the exchange rate, you probably could have cleaned up.

Paul: If you do manage to find me in the crowds, come up and introduce yourself. Since this is a public function, I will be wearing pants which means it will be harder to pick me out. I guess wandering around looking at people's chests to read their badges is the way to go. Because of the very low female attendance, you'll be very unlikely to offend anyone.